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What people will say:

"A Decline of Western Civilization for the independent movement."
 -The Village Void

"'Spinal Tap' meets 'Decline'"
-Janet Maudlin

"A celebration of musical diversity in the Cinema Verite voice."
 -Guy who sold Michael Moore a hat.

"At times prophetic and dramatic, at times irreverent and funny, at times I had to take a piss.
-Town Drunk/Cinephile.

"The feel bad movie of the year!"
 -One of those reviewing services you've never heard of.

"..Edge of your toilet seat...spine numbing..."
-Rex Weed.

"Blah, blah, blah...hilarity ensues."
-Ron Swells.

"What the hell was that?"
-Art school dropout turned nationally renowned film critic.

"A feast for anorexic senses."
-Some old fart who hasn't liked movies since talkies.

"I laughed...I cried...I took a prozac and I'm fine now."
-Errol Morris' Hairstylist.

"A self indulgent piece of crap."
-Academy voter in the category of Best Documentary.

                          
Are you tired of the movie reviews being just as cliché as the movies they review?

Becoming more and more convinced that critics are the high school guidance counselors of the art world? Sure there are a few good ones out there, San Diego's own Duncan Shepard, Roger Ebert, Ron Wells, Chris Gore, but with Janet Maslin retiring why tax the few good ones left?

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